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Fuckin' wild that the Commander in Chief can't spell "Chief."

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I love Joe Biden and I think he would make a fantastic president—
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—ial adviser to whichever woman wins the election.

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How To Make Me Change the Channel, A One-Step Guide:

1. Say “Joining us now is @OMAROSA.”

Buh-bye, @Morning_Joe. 👋🏻

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.@Franklin_Graham is proof there is no God. An all-knowing, all-seeing, benevolent creator would never make someone who was such an intolerant, hateful fucking asshole.

Franklin Graham@Franklin_Graham

Mayor Buttigieg says he’s a gay Christian. As a Christian I believe the Bible which defines homosexuality as sin, something to be repentant of, not something to be flaunted, praised or politicized. The Bible says marriage is between a man & a woman—not two men, not two women. 2/3

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Dear Never-Trump Republicans,

Your party has been awful for decades. Trump is the natural progression of what you were OK with for a very long time. Getting rid of him is a footnote on the list of shit you have to fix to keep this from happening again.

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A Democratic Senate candidate for us to get behind: @mjhegar. The sooner we turn Texas blue — or at least purple — the better.

A Democratic Senate candidate for us to get behind: @mjhegar. The sooner we turn Texas blue — or at least purple — the better.

Skyleigh[⬛️⬛️⬛️] #GlovesOff #DemandTransparency📢@Sky_Lee_1

I also worked besides combat pilots & @mjhegar was a combat pilot who took down sexist policies paving the way for over 200K women!

She is running for #TXSen let’s show her out support by getting her up to 50K followers!

Follow @mjhegar #FlipItBlue💙🇺🇸

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I have never seen anyone fail so spectacularly at social media-ing as whomever is running Texas senator @JohnCornyn’s @TeamCornyn account, which is getting mercilessly ratioed for tweeting to its conservative followers an endless stream of @pattonoswalt’s filthy jokes. 😂

I have never seen anyone fail so spectacularly at social media-ing as whomever is running Texas senator @JohnCornyn’s @TeamCornyn account, which is getting mercilessly ratioed for tweeting to its conservative followers an endless stream of @pattonoswalt’s filthy jokes. 😂

Team Cornyn@TeamCornyn

Looks like someone skipped a few days of vetting classes.

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