Scene: Zan and Daddy on the couch, watching the Red Sox play the Angels.
Z:“Daddy, do you know any of the Angels players’ names?”
Me:“Well, their newest guy is Mark Texaira … and they have a great hitter named Vladimir Guerrero …”
Z:“V-lad-i-mir Gor-arrow?”
Me:“Guerrero.”
Z:“Gwa-arrow?”
Me:“Almost. It’s Guerrero.”
[Pause]
Z:“I wish they named him Bill.”