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Writer, husband, father, Army veteran (Military Police K-9) • BLOG: https://t.co/VKNuVvMZ3e • IG: https://t.co/se86z2v34M #BlockedByTrump

Jon Zal @OfficialJonZal·

12h 1203396658945548289

Rarely have I ever read on Twitter a thread that so clearly articulates my own thoughts. This one does.

David Darmofal@david_darmofal

A really quick thread on @KamalaHarris's campaign & what it meant to Gen Xers. I know from my social networks that she has a particular resonance with us Gen Xers. First, she was the first definitive high-profile Democratic Gen X candidate. Her cultural touchstones were...1/

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Jon Zal @OfficialJonZal·

6 Dec 1202788925196177408

I mean, this is bad and all, but what about the fact that someone accurately pointed out that @FLOTUS’s kid’s name is a homophone?

Eric Umansky@ericuman

A 16-yr-old boy died in Border Patrol custody. He had the flu

They didn't take him to the hospital
They didn't release him
They didn't even seem to check on him as he was dying on the floor of his cell, contrary to the govt's account

We have the video

https://t.co/DE0BDzyviI

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Jon Zal @OfficialJonZal·

6 Dec 1202781739531296768

Worst cold I can remember having in years and I just burped and threw up in my mouth. How’s your night going?

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Jon Zal @OfficialJonZal·

4 Dec 1202334901082689536

The real reason Republicans are so angry about these hearings is that they thought they were going to get to impeach Hillary, but their racist, dipshit voters elected Trump instead.

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4 Dec 1202331269650100224

I had to stop listening. How is @mattgaetz DUIng so far?

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Jon Zal @OfficialJonZal·

4 Dec 1202255732487405568

I'm unfamiliar with House rules, so can someone please answer this for me: When Professor Karlan's testimony is over, is she required to return Doug Collins's balls, or does he have to make a motion for that?

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Jon Zal @OfficialJonZal·

4 Dec 1202248067073921024

Did @Jim_Jordan & @RepDougCollins both take the same "Whine As Fast As You Can" course?

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Jon Zal @OfficialJonZal·

4 Dec 1202241561494507521

Fuck off.

DJ@muffinn66

@OfficialJonZal Just an outside observer...but is it really necessary to curse so often? Politics aside, how about some respect for the English language and decent discourse?

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