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This entire thing is in my stomach right now

January 18, 2013 5 Comments

This entire thing is in my stomach right now
The tomato sauce counts as a vegetable, right?

File under “Irony” …

Right after lunch, I got this email from my doc:

Your labs from yesterday are excellent. As expected, your HDL (good) cholesterol is even higher [than last year], and the remainder of your numbers are healthy.

Please have someone carve that on my tombstone this weekend. Thanks.

I’m gonna miss you guys.

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  1. Smokeynall says

    January 18, 2013 at 4:45 pm

    Holy cardiac infarction Batman. That looks freaking good.

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  2. Amy K. says

    January 18, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    Holy cow, that looks good. And everyone knows that cooking tomatoes (ie, making tomato sauce out of them) makes the antioxidant lycopene easier for your body to absorb. booya!

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  3. Gigi says

    January 18, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    Oh my GOD – that looks SO good! And I’ll keep you in my prayers.

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  4. MILF Runner says

    January 19, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    What value would a long life with no pleasures have? At least you will go sated and happy.

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  5. Julie Luek says

    January 21, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    That is just so unfair. God bless your good genes. (Followed your name from Pioneer Woman’s site. Enjoy your blog.)

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