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Berated by Bono

March 12, 2009 5 Comments

Bono berating me from the stage.

Um, well, actually, Mr. Bono, now that you mention it …

(Sorry, kids. You’ll get the story, but not tonight. Aiming for tomorrow.)

(Also, FYI: This kind of unfortunate incident can be avoided in the future if one of you would like to make an enormous donation to the “Help Jon Zal Quit His Day Job” fund. I’m just sayin’ …)

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  1. Ferngoddess says

    March 12, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    The Check is in the mail

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  2. Screwed Up Texan says

    March 13, 2009 at 2:12 am

    You’re just too dang creative! Thanks for the late night laugh.

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  3. Angry Redhead says

    March 13, 2009 at 9:57 am

    I am SO looking forward to this.

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  4. Amber says

    March 13, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    Totally entertained by the comic strip gimmick. Keep it comin’. Can’t wait to hear the story!

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  5. TRL says

    March 14, 2009 at 9:56 am

    You are so worth the donation man. Fix this recession thingy and I’ll see what I can do.

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