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I would club fluffy white baby seals to death right now if doing so would allow me to be on this beach instead of here in ice-covered Pennsylvania

February 2, 2011 11 Comments

I would club fluffy white baby seals to death right now if doing so would allow me to be on this beach instead of here in ice-covered Pennsylvania
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Remember the trip to Mexico we took last April? The one I keep saying I’m going to write about? Well, I haven’t yet. But, in the meantime? Here’s another photo.

I swear on the Sweet Baby Jeebus, the next post you see on this site is going to be the tale of our Mexican adventure. Seriously. I mean it. No, really. Stop looking at me like that.

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  1. watercolor says

    February 2, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    omgosh. That looks amazing!!! I must go.

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  2. Muskrat says

    February 2, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    Dude, you can drink Coronas anywhere. Man up!

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  3. Susan says

    February 2, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    If you could just describe the beach, the sand…the warm waves lapping at your manly calves….the sound of seagulls fighting over a Cheeto….we’ll settle for anything here in ice-on-top-snow covered Connecticut…..

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  4. RuthWells says

    February 2, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    Hubs and I are going to Playa Las Mujeres in March.

    Can. Not. Wait.

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  5. Crystal says

    February 2, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    We are headed to El Dorado Maroma in a couple of weeks. I can’t wait to leave the misery here in the Midwest.

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  6. Gigi says

    February 2, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    You keep promising and promising……I’m beginning to not believe you. šŸ˜‰

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  7. Gullible says

    February 2, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    Good news, DS! Those fluffy white baby seals ARE found on beaches. Does it matter that the beaches are Arctic and sub-Arctic? If not, you could have the best of both worlds.

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  8. Bratgirl says

    February 2, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    I call shenanagins. You photoshopped that to f*@k with my head because I moved from sunny California to Houston, TX and now it snows every friggen year. You’re TRYING to get me to have a mental breakdown aren’t you!?!

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  9. The Domestic Goddess says

    February 3, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    Yeah, yeah. We’ll believe it when we see it.

    And thanks for making me sad today. sooooo sick of the ice.

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  10. CatZilla says

    February 3, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    I wanna go to Mexico…I wanna club baby seals…Some guys have all the luck.

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  11. Madiantin says

    February 7, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!!! I have to go there! With the dh! And screw him passionately on that beach!

    Ok. Ok. Must calm down.

    I really hope you didn’t photoshop those amazing photos. I really hope it’s as good as it looks. Cos I have to get out of this rain and….

    ….oh. I just looked out the window. Not rain. Rain all gone. Now it’s snowing. Again.

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