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Once, when I was about four years old, I exited the playroom of my house while holding over my head a…
Hair today, gone … well, today, actually
If at first you don’t succeed, kill, kill again
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You know what’s awesome? Standing with your children in front of…
Keepin’ it klassy
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Spotted while I was out grabbing some lunch today. The thing that astounds me is…
Maybe he’s just sleeping
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my wife takes the kids to a fair this past Saturday while I’m home pretending I know how to do home-improvement projects (and I should probably end this story right now, because…
Keep on truckin’
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Now, here’s the thing: I am arrogant enough to consider myself a more capable person than 90 percent of the general population. A military background and an overly healthy ego will do that to you. And, be that as it may, I was…
Be there or be square
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And in my latest installment of “You know you have ADD when…,” I present you with…
People are actually calling me “Coach.” This is the most unintentionally hilarious thing ever.
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See that piece of paper? That’s the …
No, really: This job-search thing is like shooting fish in a barrel
OK, seriously: What’s with all the hubbub about high unemployment rates in this country? Because I’m still two business days away from my lay-off, and already the job offers are coming at me faster than I can keep up with them. You jobless whiners out there must be a bunch of losers; this job-search shit is even easier than kicking my kids’ asses at Candyland.