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JON ZAL

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Portfolio

Old enough to remember when this was a portfolio.
(Yes, that is an actual photograph of the contents of my old-school portfolio. That’s how we did it back in the 1900s, children.)

Over the past three decades, I have amassed a body of work that comprises writing from my days as a local reporter, music journalist, and blogger, as well as a skill set that includes extensive experience in web development, online publishing, social media, and podcast production.

Below are some samples of my work, as well as additional details about the specific technologies and tools with which I'm most familiar.

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Humor

For about a decade, while raising young children, I published a blog where I wrote what I like to think were riotiously funny, yet deeply poignant, tales about learning how to be a father. I was, in the colloquial term of that bygone era, known as a "Daddy Blogger."

In retrospect, it was largely an exercise in over-sharing and being unnecessarily profane, and I've since removed from the Internet most of the pictures of, and stories about, my children ... but the following posts are a few of the pieces I published back then that readers found particularly chuckleworthy, and that mostly don't besmirch my family's honor:

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  • I’ve narrowly cheated death yet again

  • Dear Gene Simmons of KISS: I think there’s been a terrible misunderstanding.

  • Why, yes, children, of course we can get a dog ... and by "Yes" I mean "Fuck no"

  • If not for The Force, Darth Vader would have totally gotten his ass kicked, because that suit? Not very practical.

  • Man, this finding-a-new-job thing is going to be easier than I thought

  • No, really: This job-search thing is like shooting fish in a barrel

  • A letter to my children from The Elf on the Shelf

  • Just take the fucking medicine!
    (A nursery rhyme)

  • Zombie Dinner Party ... with your chef, Dr. Hannibal Lector

  • Another mouth to feed

Personal Essay

A few more items from my "daddy-blogging" days that don't quite fit into the "Humor" category, but are worth highlighting. (Actually, the baseball one is pretty funny.)

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  • #WarriorDown: A tribute to a fallen friend

  • Van Halen (or 'The Band that Ate My Life')

  • Take Me Out to the Therapist ... Take Me Out to the Shrink

  • I don’t mean to brag about how close I was to the stage at that Van Halen show the other night, but I’m pretty sure I’m in the band now

Van Halen

So that there's me with late guitar legend Edward Van Halen at his home studio, a.k.a. 5150. (Yes, I'm bragging and showing off, but, hey, can you blame me? And let's give credit where it's due: I think we can all agree that me waiting until the third section of my portfolio to make mention of my Van Halen-related employment instead of plastering it at the top of the page speaks to my incredible restraint and humility.)

Back in the late-'90s, I was the Managing Editor/Art Director of Van Halen's official magazine. It was a quaterly, glossy, four-color publication that generally ran about two-dozen pages and had an international distribution in the thousands. I handled all of the image preparation (Photoshop), design, pre-press digital layout (QuarkXpress), edited all of the copy from our other writers, and enjoyed perks such as regularly interviewing the band members, having backstage passes for their 1998 tour, and spending a day with the group at Ed's studio.

Below are four of the covers I created. (Unfortunately, the publication was print-only, so there's nothing for you to click on, nor any interior content I can share with you here, but, if ever we cross paths, I'd be happy to show you a hard copy and tell you all about my time with Van Halen.)

Politics

Around the time my children reached ages at which I no longer felt comfortable posting blog entries about them on the Internet, Donald Trump became president. This offended me in a way that, for a time, was all-consuming, and I pivoted from "daddy blogging" to "obsessively ranting about politics."

Almost every single prediction I made or hopeful outcome I tried to will into existence during Trump's horror-show presidency was dead-wrong and doomed to failure ... which put me in good company with just about everyone else who tried to make sense of the dystopian nightmare that consumed American democracy like a raging wildfire in recent years. Still, writing about it helped me stay somewhat sane, and gave me a way to vent my frustration while bonding with like-minded folks.

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  • An Open Letter of Apology to President Barack Obama

  • There must be a reckoning

  • Is it November yet?

  • Hell hath no fury like white-male privilege threatened

  • Yes she can: The case for Kamala Harris's presidency

  • Guns are not dangerous & other GOP lies

  • Game Theory: Stupid Watergate, Part 1

  • Game Theory: Stupid Watergate, Part 2

  • Nothing is more expensive than regret

Podcasting

While working as a full-time music journalist for Ticketmaster, I scripted, voiced, and handled all digital post-production and distribution of our daily and weekly "LiveDaily News" podcasts. More recently, I've been recording and distributing via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Stitcher, and other popular podcast outlets audio versions of my blog posts. (You can see the full implementation of my distribution channel at podcast.jonzal.com.) My point: I know how to both create and distribute podacasts.

Below are some samples that you can listen to by clicking/tapping on the play button included in each item:

  • https://jonzal.com/wp-content/uploads//2021/08/ldnewsbreak-20080207.mp3

    LiveDaily
    News Break

  • https://jonzal.com/wp-content/uploads//2021/08/ldweekend-mp3-20081010.mp3

    LiveDaily
    Weekend

  • https://jonzal.com/wp-content/uploads//2021/09/JZ-interview_farrell-final.mp3

    LiveDaily Interview:
    Perry Farrell

  • https://jonzal.com/wp-content/uploads//2021/09/is-it-november-yet.mp3

    Is it November yet?
     

  • https://jonzal.com/wp-content/uploads//2021/09/all-we-needed-was-a-competent-president.mp3

    All we needed was a competent president

  • https://jonzal.com/wp-content/uploads//2021/09/there-must-be-a-reckoning.mp3

    There must be
    a reckoning

Social Media

I have a demonstrated ability to build a sizable social-media following, most notably on Twitter, where I've amassed more than 50,000 followers. Thus far, I've used the platform primarily to comment on political matters, as shown in this tweet, which is my most-viral to date (130K likes, 30K retweets, 1.4K replies):

Get rid of the filibuster and pass everything: healthcare, childcare, family leave, minimum wage, etc. Pass it all. Make Republicans have to try to take those things away from people instead of letting Republicans stop those things from ever happening. You’ll win every time.

— Jon Zal (@jon_zal) January 21, 2021

I also have successfully leveraged the platform to publicize my writing both by posting links to my work ...

An Open Letter of Apology to @POTUS @BarackObama: https://t.co/EtXuYwFFTA

— Jon Zal (@jon_zal) January 16, 2017

... as well as by engaging with, and gaining a following of, noteworthy public figures, to include Second Gentleman Douglas Emhoff, husband of Vice President Kamala Harris, who, during the 2020 presidential primary, shared with his followers my impassioned endorsement of his wife's candidacy, and MSNBC host Joy Ann Reid, who, based on an intentionally relevant link-sharing reply to one of her tweets, subsequently shared my "Open Letter of Apology to President Barack Obama" with her 2 million followers:

Jon, this is amazing. And sad. And uplifting. Thank you for sharing it. Folks please give it a read. https://t.co/zKXhvPnIhb

— Joy-Ann (Pro-Democracy) Reid 😷 (@JoyAnnReid) October 14, 2017

Other notable followers include: Reid's fellow MSNBC host Ali Velshi; White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre; White House Senior Adviser to President Biden Neera Tanden; former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi; actors/activists Ben Stiller, Alec Baldwin, Sophia Bush, Rosie O'Donnell, Alyssa Milano, and Ron Perlman; writer and anti-bullying activist Monica Lewinsky; hip-hop icon Chuck D.; comedian Sarah Cooper; New York Times best-selling authors Jenny Lawson (a.k.a. The Bloggess), Heather Armstrong (a.k.a. Dooce), Don Winslow, Chuck Wendig, and Anand Giridharadas; and longtime ESPN personality Kenny Mayne.

In addition to cultivating and engaging with my own Twitter following, I also have professional experience with managing Facebook Pages, Instagram accounts, and YouTube channels.

Red Sox

Why just enjoy something when you can instead turn it into more work for yourself, am I right? My love of the Red Sox runs deep. So deep, in fact, that I felt compelled to create my own little corner of the Internet where I could write about them. I've mostly let it die on the vine in recent years, but the franchise isn't going away any time soon, and (knock on wood) neither am I, so there'll be more to come here in the future. Meanwhile, here's some of what I've done there so far:

  • The Price is wrong … again

  • Alex Cora: Baseball Manager ... or Clairvoyant Magical Baseball Wizard?

  • I take it back

  • Don’t take it for granted

  • Celebrating like champions

  • Welcome to the new, if not improved, SoxNation.net

Interviews

During my stint as a music-journalist, I had the tremendous fortune of interviewing some of my favorite artists. Here are a few noteworthy conversations from that time:

  • Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters

  • Seal

  • Henry Rollins

  • Sammy Hagar

  • Gene Simmons of KISS

  • Richie Kotzen of Winery Dogs

  • Paul Stanley of KISS

  • Gary Cherone of Extreme, Van Halen

Concert Features & Reviews

True story: I once got paid to attend concerts and then write about them. No, seriously:

  • Van Halen in Philadelphia

  • Backstage in Boston with Stone Temple Pilots

  • KISS in Phoenix

  • U2 stokes Irish pride in Boston

  • Nine Inch Nails in Anaheim

  • Depeche Mode in Massachusetts

  • Aerosmith in Massachusetts

  • Björk at Radio City Music Hall

  • Billy Joel and Elton John in Boston

Web & Computer Skills

In addition to my extensive writing, editing and podcasting background, I also have more than a decade of professional IT experience, primarily as a web developer. While I'm most interested in advancing the writing/editing/podcasting aspects of career, my expansive technological skill set makes me an invaluable resource on any web-based content-creation team. That skill set includes the following:

  • WordPress

  • HTML 5

  • CSS 3

  • PHP

  • MySQL

  • Apache

  • Git

  • GitHub

  • Sourcetree

  • BitBucket

  • VS Code

  • Atom

  • Google Tag Manager

  • Google Analytics

  • Google Cloud Platform

  • Google Maps

  • Google Drive

  • Amazon s3

  • Jira

  • Slack

  • Cloudflare

  • Adobe Photoshop

  • Adobe InDesign

  • Adobe Audition

  • GarageBand

  • Microsoft Office

  • Mac OS

  • Windows

Photoshop

I have extensive experience preparing images for both print and online display. The items below are equipped with a slider that you can drag to from side to side in order to see some before-and-after examples of images I’ve manipulated using Photoshop.

  • Back in 2018, I had the unbelievable good fortune and tremendous honor of randomly encountering late civil-rights legend and United States Congressman John Lewis on a sidewalk in Washington, DC. I cherish this picture ... even more so after having color-corrected it and removing the pedestrian from the crosswalk.
  • This picture of my maternal grandmother was badly damaged in a house fire that occurred when my mother was a little girl. I restored, printed & framed it for my Mom.
  • Back in 2007, during what ended up being the Red Sox's second successful World Series campaign in four seasons, I was making Photoshop mashups that were being featured on a popular Red Sox website owned by the Boston Globe, a couple of which were picked up by the local NBC affiliate's nightly news broadcast. The night they won it all, I made this "Lord of the Rings"-inspired piece.
  • The Patriots finished the 2007 season undefeated ... so I paid tribute to them on my Sox Nation website with this reimagined version of KISS's "Destroyer" album cover. Not sure if Tom Brady and the other Patriots players whose faces I used saw it ... but KISS liked it enough to post it on their official website.

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FEATURED POSTS

Turns out I have a bright future ahead of me ... in a field about which I know nothing

Man, this finding-a-new-job thing is going to be easier than I thought

Hell hath no fury like white-male privilege threatened

Gene Simmons on stage

Dear Gene Simmons of KISS, a.k.a. My Childhood Hero: I think there’s been a terrible misunderstanding. Either that, or you’re an overly sensitive dick.

Is it November yet?

An Open Letter of Apology to President Barack Obama

There must be a reckoning

Zombie Dinner Party … with your chef, Dr. Hannibal Lector

No, really: This job-search thing is like shooting fish in a barrel

Daddy Vader

If not for The Force, Darth Vader would have totally gotten his ass kicked, because that suit? Not very practical.

Van Halen (or, The Band That Ate My Life)

ABOUT ME

Jon Zal @ The Massachusetts State House, Boston

I was born in 1970, raised just outside of Boston, and now live near Philadelphia. As a child, I thought I was going to be…
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